Like, share and comment or we’ll boof your mom. That’s why Silent Motorist is here…to pose the hard questions in these flaccid times. While on the stand, Depp who was briefly married to Witkin’s sister-in-law Lori Anne Allison claimed he once gave Manson a pill to stop him from talking so much. We already know Manson’s got a big dong, but if this dildo is, in fact, as “lifelike” as Manson’s web store says, does that mean that the Antichrist Superstar’s many sexual conquests have been handling a bonafide Twizzler dick? Johnny Depp’s former long-time friend Bruce Witkin testified on Thursday (19 May) that Marilyn Manson isn’t to blame for the Pirates actor’s drug use. However, by all accounts, Manson is very well-endowed which makes this news ponderous. Personally, I’m a grower, not a shower, so I’m not one to judge. The Marilyn Manson Double Cross Dildo + Bag, which is listed as costing a whopping $125 before shipping, is eight inches “tall,” but it’s only 1.5 inches in diameter. With that said, the dildo’s dimensions are almost as questionable as the notion of putting Manson’s face inside of your orifice(s). After all, Manson has had everyone on his dick from Rose McGowan and Dita Von Teese to Florence Henderson and Daryl Hannah (in theory). This may not seem particularly outrageous or surprising to those familiar with the God of Fuck’s work or personal life. Today we learned that shock rocker and unpredictable multi-hyphenate Marilyn Manson made a dildo with his face on it. Here are the Manson listings they have on that list: Marilyn Manson. Welcome back to You Can’t Make This Shit Up, our sporadic column exploring news too bizarre not to be true. Some of the stuff is kind of funny, and some (hey, Ill admit it) is pretty hot as well.
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